Sunday, February 1, 2009

I'm not that kind of doctor

Today while I was stretching at the gym I caught a glimpse of a woman's labia. Yes, I know. We were on adjacent mats stretching and she spread her legs to stretch, her shorts opened a little too much and there they were. Staring me in the face. Proud; like she was at the gynecologist.

Now, I don't always wear underwear to the gym--mostly because my running shorts have a lining--but I make damn sure that no one can see my pie hole when I spread my legs.

A word to the wise: make sure you are trying to show off your panty hamster when you are showing it off. Otherwise, poopsnatch that situation!

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